soycrates:

"Now buy a house!" (smbc-comics)



thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?

wank-r:

"In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines,lived twelve little girls in two straight lines …”


(Source: s-gellar)



vulpesatomicus:

it feels like somebody….

vulpesatomicus:

waNTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING



youngblackandvegan:

You cannot make someone happy
You cannot make someone love you
You cannot make someone want to be with you
All you can do
Is make your best effort to show who you are
And see if they decide, on their own, that you’re worth having in their life




lifeywifey:

fallen-angel-nightshade:

nonbinaryanders:

justsomefuckingguy:

captcreate:

odditymall:

The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.

—->http://odditymall.com/leatherdos-is-a-hair-clip-multi-tool

This some of that James Bond shit.

Swiss Army Hairclip

Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?

FINALLY!!!

I would maul myself with that thing, but I want it.






  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean


metastasisedmalaise:


awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

bagmilk:

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg



la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea



2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme)