[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]
Human Male, Warrior
[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]
[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]
do you ever see something and think "wow. that is violently american”
You mean like glazed-donut-bacon-cheeseburgers?
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
You should volunteer as tribute, you evil genius
Black cat appreciation post.
That third-to-last one. TEH EYES
This is a very important message for young people everywhere
The Hobbits approve
This speaks to me.
Jean-Paul Sartre, Nausea (via unusuallyintoxicated)