You cannot make someone happy
You cannot make someone love you
You cannot make someone want to be with you
All you can do
Is make your best effort to show who you are
And see if they decide, on their own, that you’re worth having in their life
The Leatherdos is a hair clip that doubles as a multi-tool that combines 5 different tools in a tiny hair clip: screw-drivers, a wrench, a trolley coin, a ruler, and a cutting edge.This some of that James Bond shit.
Swiss Army Hairclip
Imagine you get kidnapped or some shit, how useful that might be?
I would maul myself with that thing, but I want it.
- kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
- me: well lets see kids
- me: *throws dart at map of the world*
- me: hm
- me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
"BLESS THIS POST"
"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"
"finally someone said it"
finally someone said it omg bless this post i’m reblogging again because it’s back why doesn’t it have more notes omg
Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea