GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW
what the ?
OH MY GOD
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.
my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
Next-Gen is here
I don’t care what anyone says, this is hilarious
The future is now and it has manners.
*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me